Silver Tongue

Aug 18

its-a-nickname:

everyone reply with what phrases from the mcelroys youve adopted into your vocabulary

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izzetseer:
“ angelbabyspice:
“…what???
”
this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world
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those were supposed to be temporary?
My brother spent 4th grade in a portable and someone stabbed him in the thigh...

izzetseer:

angelbabyspice:

…what???

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

those were supposed to be temporary?
My brother spent 4th grade in a portable and someone stabbed him in the thigh with a pencil.

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mamacitaserena:

battatin:

battatin:

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WHO DARES TO SOIL MY NORMAL BOY HEAD WITH THIS-

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PORK-COW?!!!!!

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THAT’S A STINKING MUFFIN!!!

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adhdgir:

me waiting for hot topic to announce that gir hoodies are back in production

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biglawbear:

white-throated-packrat:

cynth3tic:

just-shower-thoughts:

You get ‘on’ a bus or train, but you get ‘in’ a car or taxi

How to not mix them up (for those who might be learning English): If you walk upright when boarding, you’re getting on. If you sit into a seat from the door, you’re getting in.

So, for example, you also get *on* a plane or boat, and *in* a carriage.

Oh, that is a good distinction.

English is my native language and this blew my mind

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bittergoldilocks:

chaoticthottery:

bittergoldilocks:

The way men view women in movies is so funny because Rey with the Force shouldn’t be able to do all that and Carol Danvers with Superpowers shouldn’t be able to do all that but Singular Cop Dude with No Powers Trapped In A Building can take down 20 genius terrorists Alone (Die Hard)

op I thought you were referring to Paul Blart before I could finish this

LMAO

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Anonymous asked: do the twili revear whatever link is current at the time as a diety like they do midna or do they have no idea that link was the wolf?

earthsong9405:

Link is and always will be the Chosen Hero no matter what lifetime he’s in, so while he’s hailed of great importance to every race’s culture, he isn’t really seen as a god or a deity. He’d probably be more like… a holy knight or sorts? So deeply respected but not necessarily worshiped. And unlike Zelda, who everyone knows from birth to death who she is, not everyone knows off the bat who the Chosen Hero is at any given timeline unless it’s publicly announced. I’m not sure if it was publicly announced in this timeline yet but I’m considering a yes on that front.

Now, as far as the Twili go, they’d probably be the exception because as far as they see it, he’s not only a large reason why Midna succeeded in saving the Twilight Realm, not only is he the Chosen Champion to the mortal goddess, but he was also transformed into the “Divine Beast” during the events of Twilight Princess. Given the great importance of wolves and their legends detailing how the Chosen Champion becoming a wolf in their time of need, Link is definitely seen as a sort of deity to them.

julisobsessed:

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

the only time crowley & aziraphale tried to venture to america was in 1912 but they never made it 

aziraphale, sitting on a chunk of ice: you said it was UNSINKABLE

crowley: well obviously i was wrong WASN’T I? 

PLEASE

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windows-98:

can’t wait for automattic to make this joke image from years ago a reality

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