Silver Tongue

Aug 18

babytimez:

babytimez:

me, showing up to the pta meeting to flex on ozai with my lemon squares: have you met my new son?

ozai, seeing prince zuko behind me: you bitch.

just realized this is what iroh did for real

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makalawa-dot-exe:

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yeet i finally drew my favorite au

this is the Connie swap au, but in this version Blue and Pink Diamond pretty much switch places, with Blue being the defective one instead of Pink

the war and stuff basically plays out the same, except Blue’s pearl chooses to stay on Homeworld instead of fighting alongside Blue (or “Agate”) and eventually ends up like Pink Pearl (being possessed by White for who knows how long)

the details if the storyline might change later but this is all i got for now skjsjs

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we-love-and-support-snakes:

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🌈☀️sunbeam snakes!

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Aug 17

cryptvokeeper:

babaswole:

babaswole:

“Why did you never criticize Obama?”

Majority of people here were kids and were not politically aware nor active in politics

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You’re right, I should go off on my eight-year old child for being a liberal cuck

I remember a John mulaney quote (and yes the horrible irony of starting off with that statement is not lost on me) from his horse in the hospital but that people always leave out: “But when people say, “How come you were never mad at the last guy?” I say, “Because I wasn’t paying attention.” I used to pay less attention before it was a horse. Also, I thought the last guy was pretty smart, and he seemed good at his job, and I’m lazy by nature. [audience cheering] I’m lazy by nature too. So I don’t check up on people when they seem okay at their job. You may think that’s an ignorant answer but it’s not, it’s a great answer. If you left your baby with your mother tonight, you’re not going to race home and check the nanny cam. But if you leave your baby with Gary Busey… ”

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pizza-rina:

blackcherryblood:

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I just absolutely GALAXY BRAINED and none of you can handle it.

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polyglotplatypus:
“oh hey heres a commission i did for @chefpyro​ ! gaymer rights
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polyglotplatypus:

oh hey heres a commission i did for @chefpyro​ ! gaymer rights

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cuppykin:

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I still have enough shame in my body that I will not tag this guys I am SO sorry

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adurot:

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