Silver Tongue

Jan 29

reliabledragon:

To me, the best embodiment of modern capitalism is in the phrase “please hold, we are experiencing higher than usual call volume”. I know it’s a lie. You know it’s a lie. But you still hear that line every time you call, regardless of the day or time, because it shifts the blame. It tries to prompt you to blame the other callers instead of asking, “Hey, why are they deliberately understaffing their call centers and making it so difficult to get help?” It takes a failing caused by deliberate, profit-focused management choice, and turns it into a problem with the people using the system, rather than one with the system itself. And that pattern, to me, is the epitome of the modern corporate system.

(via starlightshore)

impormable:

guerrillatech:

image

why is Tesla tequila a thing

dogg I was behind some dude at the liquor store a few months ago and he bought the tesla tequila. $2000 cash. I had never been more embarrassed for another person in my entire life

tesla tequila is like tesla cars. prone to exploding.

(via rockboci)

saradiation:
“Feferi and Eridan
”

saradiation:

Feferi and Eridan

(via crouton-knight)

[video]

arataka-reigen:

Accidentally following a porn bot is so embarrassing, like, I’m so sorry ma'am i actually meant to shoot you dead not enter your home

(via thedenofravenpuff)

someguyiguess:

th3d0n:

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

siphonophorenet:

towerofglass:

image

House is pregnant

image

only here

via @vikingofficial

image

(via rockboci)

feyzichris:

image

We are rats in love

(via bloodsbane)

scaredii-cat:

image

I mean, what’s better? A psychic or some radio host?

(via moonpaw)

Jan 28

kakzendingen:

a-steamy-roll:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

Congratulations your tags have passed peer review @hustlerose

image
image
image
image

he was sent to the future by a shapeshifting demon who in their last encounter, taunted him by lifting the portal back to his own time into the air out of reach

(via rockboci)

Anonymous asked:

i understand why cecil won the round but i was really hopin it would end with reigen and sans again because the fanart for this rematch would be amazing

bloodsbane:

i can understand that~ it definitely WOULD have been funny, to an extent. but i think cecil deserves a sweep, he really is an OG when it comes to Tumblr Sexymanning

i actually don’t mind which way the end poll goes, i think either will be equally gratifying