Silver Tongue

Aug 14

the-macra:

the-macra:

my [7000NB] girlfriend [7000NB] fell in love with a human [24M] and died now i have to raise her son [0M] ????

It took me longer than i want to admit to realize this was steven universe

(via chefpyro)

fetalpile:

defiantbird:

fetalpile:

Fun and good thing to say to a mad gamer in their video game who is YELLING:
“hey buddy its okay. its just a fun toy. We’re just playing with a fun toy together, okay?”

Y’all laugh, one time I told a guy on Reddit “It’s ok that you didn’t like the movie” about Star Wars and I have never seen someone get SO mad SO fast

Being nice to nerds is like spraying red musk into the eyes of a furious bull

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saratsuzuki:

This amazing cómic belongs to @ssoonerly (Twitter )

Az trying to comfort crowley: There there, you didnt fall. you just gently sauntered down

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millennial-review:

(via chefpyro)

chefpyro:

here’s my expert relationship advice

• be nice
• care a lot
• save “you smell good” for like week 3 or so

saphore:

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

(via lime-time)

lynati:

jojje94:

this is what i imagine sports is

And then you drink a Gatorade.

(Source: 4gifs, via mbulteau)

blueboy1299:

raptorific:

potatoochann:

raptorific:

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

You know that’s the origin of the term “canon,” right?

(Source: roaminromans, via nofacednerd)

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