Silver Tongue

Aug 12

charlesoberonn:

outofbinaryspace:

what-even-is-thiss:

im-a-giraffe666:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

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Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.

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Only big arms will get you an action figure.

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Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

See, you understand.

Hang on

What if it was actually Phil protecting Hercules?


Like yes he’s strong without having the muscles and everything but that’s only because he’s a god…

What if Phil gave him actual strength? So if his god strength was taken away (i.e. hades taking it away) he would still be able to fight?

He wouldn’t have a weakness like Achillies.

He really would be perfect

But also consider hades reaction to him taking away his god strength and Hercules is just standing there like yeah okay I’m just gonna fight you and hades is like losing his shit cause that was not how this was supposed to go

Phil also taught him and helped him train his hero skills. Hercules was strong, but his strength was aimless and did more harm than good. Phil taught him how to use his abilities to actually help people and not fuck up as much.

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loganb1495:

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TEREZIS LUSUS WAS A DRAGON BECAUSE LIBRAS THE SIGN OF SCALES. DRAGONS HAVE SCALES FOR SKIN

I’ve always wondered this. Now I feel kinda dumb for not figuring this out sooner

listen, do you remember how long it took for people to realize daves hair was a bird?

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tottokohamutaro:

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ok hamtaro fandom where are y'all sitting

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lyceck:

beyonslayed:

liberalsarecool:

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Tax the rich. You are not the rich.

What’s that quote about Americans seeing themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

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Milo Meets Kida: Translated! (aka milo fails at atlantean)

kamari3:

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fyeahdisneyatlantis:

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  • Origin: Atlantean

“Who are you strangers and where did you come from?”

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  • Origin: Atlantean

(HALTINGLY & with a bad, very american accent)

“Who…are you strangers and….where did you come from?” 


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  • Origin: Atlantean 

“Your manner of speech is strange to me.”


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  • Origin: Atlantean

“I….travel…friend!”


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  • Origin: Atlantean

“…I travel friend…


(impatiently)
…You are a friendly traveler?” 

(does anyone else love how she’s correcting his shitty atlantean LOL bbies ♥)

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  • Origin: Latin (look at this frickin dweeb switching into latin)

“So, my friend, I am a traveler!”


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  • Origin: Latin

“You speak the language of the Romans!”


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  • Origin: French (milo plz)

“Do you speak French?”


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  • Origin: French

“Yes, sir!”

And for the record, Atlantean was written/created by  Marc Okrand the dude who made Klingon. 

So Kida and Milo are ACTUALLY talking to each other. Not just saying gibberish.

Milo: I know these other languages but I’m not fluent in yours yet please have mercy.

Kida: You seem to be an idiot but I’ll forgive you because you’re trying.

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