Silver Tongue

Dec 08

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piksie:

clowniconography:

the scissor sisters were right. it IS a bitch convincing people to like you.

yeah, and its not easy having yourself a good time too :/

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ofbeinghonests:

if you have one, tag with the “6 degrees of separation” you have with a celebrity

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charlesoberonn:

Me learning the generation after Gen Z is called Gen Alpha

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Me realizing what the generation after them is gonna be called

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speakswords:

victoriathevampireslayer:

onion-souls:

thestuffedalligator:

There’s got to be a term to describe that like. Extremely specific era of children’s literature where all the books were novellas printed on low quality paper, pumped out on a near monthly basis, and made for series that sometimes stretched into hundreds of books

Animorphs. Goosebumps. Bailey School Kids. Babysitter’s Club. Magic Treehouse. Series that plague public libraries and second hand book stores to this day. A genre that was nearly wiped out overnight by the success of Harry Potter, and the newfound desire for kids to read long form literature

It was like pulp fiction for kids

The Scholastic Age

i wrote my MS in book publishing thesis on this, so like for anyone actually interested i have the real answer. it actually wasnt wiped out by harry potter. this era is referred to in the publishing world as the near death of ya/childrens lit. that’s WHY it was on such low quality paper and why they had series with so many freaking books every single month. it was the final stage of cash grabbing before publishers p much accepted the genre was dead. that also contributed to why hp was rejected so many times, not bc jk is some underdog, but because literally no houses were picking up ya books. and it wasnt a newfound desire for long form. kids/teens had been yelling for years for more long form literature that actually reflected their struggles but the old assholes didnt wanna listen as always. arthur lavine, that old fuck who edited hp, wasnt gonna pick hp up either but his daughter or granddaughter literally begged him. 

ps. it also was literally pulp fiction bc pulp fiction it gets its name FROM that low quality paper you were talking about. its got more wood bits and other less desirable stuff in it so its processed less which saves money and less desirable which also saves money. thats also why it has the best smell bc its the most tree and the least bleach

I can SMELL this post

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thewarpeffect:

you never realize just how much your experience on tumblr is curated into a personal bubble until the fandometrics come out

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heller-obama:

adulthoodisokay:

continuants:

heller-obama:

I love the implication that the tumblr staff was watching hell unfold on the night of November 5th and just started scrolling through all the posts and saving their favourites

tbh i was scrolling tumblr on my personal computer and had to shut it off to turn on my work computer lmao

and then she texted the team and we all did the same

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grimkid:

grimkid:

biting the next cis man I see

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YOURE RIGHT. i deserve it they don’t

Hop in this bus! I know where we can find a few

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oppa-homeless-style:

bastion-official:

oppa-homeless-style:

G*d is homophobic for not giving dogs beam type attacks

they piss don’t they

please unfollow me im fucking begging you

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