Silver Tongue

Dec 07

aeritus:
“Well look at me totally forgetting to upload this before going to my aprents place for the weekend!
oopsie?
Found this old sketch and decided to give it a color ;P
step-by-step, working file and timelapse avaiable on my Patreon!
”

aeritus:

Well look at me totally forgetting to upload this before going to my aprents place for the weekend!
oopsie?
Found this old sketch and decided to give it a color ;P

step-by-step, working file and timelapse avaiable on my Patreon!

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slapthesetiddies:
“kuims:
“this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos
”
that’s ellen degeneres
”

slapthesetiddies:

kuims:

this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos 

that’s ellen degeneres

(via unclecucky)

la-laborista-republiko:

la-laborista-republiko:

Trans women are unstoppable because we have access to all the secret esoteric Boy Scout knowledge but are no longer bound by the moral constraints of the Boy Scout Oath.

They told me how to build all those fires and tie all those knots and they never even suspected I was a spy for the enemy

(via aroacedavestrider)

leias-resistance:
“WHAT THE FUCK. THIS IS SO FUNNY. I CANNOT FKKSKD
”

leias-resistance:

WHAT THE FUCK. THIS IS SO FUNNY. I CANNOT FKKSKD

(via aeritus)

gothgirlbf:

“reverse harem anime” but instead of meaning the genders get changed its the concept in general being changed. like its one dude and a ton of fan service characters who just cant stand him. they all want him dead. they think hes an annoying little prick and justifiably hate him for it nvm this is just scott pilgrim

(via demilypyro)

[video]

pauladrawsnstuff:
“Some days you just need to redesign and rebuild a rig. I won’t be animating with this fool until the new year, but the face is built in a new way that I’m not used to building.
”

pauladrawsnstuff:

Some days you just need to redesign and rebuild a rig. I won’t be animating with this fool until the new year, but the face is built in a new way that I’m not used to building. 

[video]

toothytile:

i suck ass at being a girl boss my empire is crumbling so bad

(via rockboci)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

love-in-the-time-of-waffles:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

recently learned about a horticultural technique called Espalier, it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever seen.

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Espalier allows trees to be trained into 2-dimensions, by tying the branches to a flat surface as the tree grows. They literally flatten the tree. They make the tree flat. Flat tree!!!

Look at this. This is objectively hilarious:

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And people get fancy about it. Look at this nonsense:

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(the first one’s called a Belgian Fence, and can be used as an actual fence)

Espalier is actually a very useful technique for

  • increasing fruit yield
  • gardening is small spaces
  • maximizing or minimizing sunlight (since the branches all face the same direction) and therefore extending the growing season

Like. this is a legitimately practical gardening method. but it looks like they squished a tree between the pages of a book. just squashed it flat like a sad little dried flower! i could use these trees as a bookmark!!!

But yes, it is also a healthy and clever way to grow lots of fruit in small spaces, in climates they might not otherwise be suited for. I’m still going to make fun of it, but it honestly looks delightful and delicious.

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Espalier!

i showed this to my cousin and she said “just cause it’s flat doesn’t mean it’s 2d” and, with a completely straight face, said “it’s tree-d” anyway im crying

please tell your cousin she made the author of this post cry

(via crouton-knight)