Silver Tongue

Aug 09

meatkasa:

mission name: match the shape!

expectation:

reality: 

(via chefpyro)

yourplayersaidwhat:

I’ve been DMing for a set of new players through the Lost Mines Arc and naturally they keep looting goblins so it ended up with this:

Avariel: I loot the goblin corpse in front of me *rolls an 11*

Me: You actually find what looks like a pin-up of a female goblin

Avariel: nice

*many dead goblins later*

Avariel: I loot the goblin that I just killed *rolls a 5*

Me: It’s really weird because you find like 5 goblin pin-ups

*more dead goblins and many goblin pin-ups later*

Avariel: I loot the goblin

Me: You find-

Avariel: I swear to god if you say pin-up I will kill you

Me: -2 silver, however you, [Ranger] find a pin-up

Ranger: I’ll give the pin-up to [Avariel]

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat, via yourplayersaidwhat)

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Our Party: *sets fire to 2 towns, a forest and a grassy plain over the span of 4 sessions*

DM: “You arrive at a beach and see a town, carved from large stones”

Our party:

daffodi1:

ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

Also hot take but teenagers aren’t supposed to be “beautiful”. That’s when you’re developing and getting acne and your voice is cracking and shit. The fact that we think teenagers are supposed to be pretty is a product of pedophilia and toxic instagram/makeup culture. You’re supposed to look kinda like an awkward second-evolution-stage pokemon at that point, and we never should have put so much pressure on teenagers.

(via chefpyro)

Final destination character: So is it over? have we beaten deaths design?

Death:

velinxi:

Had to draw it out after uzzit pointed this out! It’s been a long time.

(via bloodsbane)

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