Silver Tongue

Aug 08

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

wanna hear my gaming sin

i’ve never finished either of the banjo kazooie games on N64

and i loved nuts and bolts

i completed it like 3 times over when i was a kid

thats fine. I couldnt beat banjo tooie or kazooie without cheats either. the fucking board game in kazooie always killed me and the same with the quiz game in tooie

predictivetextbot:

this posts fucks

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yourblueberrymajesty:

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Gay Cousin

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Agent Stern: I feel like my life is going to be stagnant until i find bigfoot

Aubrey: Hey cheer up. Maybe the real bigfoot was the friends you made along the way

Barklay: *looks stares daggers at aubrey*

Duck: She means metaphorically of course. I mean, uh, its obvious bigfoots not… real? and that, um he, uh, its not like he can disguise himself as human with crazy fairy magic or anything. Bigfoots not basically a fairy. I mean obviously since hes like. hes got all that fur and is big and all

foxsgallery: “ crustofjustice: “ puublack: “ unexplained-psychic-child: “What does it do? ” If you don’t know what pot of greed does, unfollow me. ” If you don’t roll out like this in every duel, unfollow me. ” There is no explanation for that other...

foxsgallery:

crustofjustice:

puublack:

unexplained-psychic-child:

What does it do?

If you don’t know what pot of greed does, unfollow me.

If you don’t roll out like this in every duel, unfollow me.

There is no explanation for that other than than the fact that man must’ve committed some great offense against the most petty cosmic being ever.

he didnt believe in the heart of the cards

(Source: porko-rosso, via stemmmm)

ruinsofxerxes: “why websites shouldn’t allow me to make my own security questions ”

ruinsofxerxes:

why websites shouldn’t allow me to make my own security questions 

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“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

spaladoon:

tem-pissed-in-a-t-pot:

gayandstressedout:

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OH SHIT THIS REMINDED ME TO TAKE MY MEDS THANK YOU

take your meds everyone

(Source: alesbianvampire, via nofacednerd)

rachelbearenson:

I do love Shots by Imagine Dragons but the lyric “from the second that I was born it seems I had a loaded gun / and then i shot, shot, shot a hole in everything I loved” never fails to faintly amuse me bc every time i’m just like

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stardew-souls: ““I’m a variety gamer” I mumble as I buy yet another variation of a farming sim ”

stardew-souls:

“I’m a variety gamer” I mumble as I buy yet another variation of a farming sim

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