aziraphale: now tell me, who was responsible for the black plague?
crowley: a rat
aziraphale, testier than usual bc the quality of food has gone down considerably and Everyone is dying: oh, so that’s what you’re calling yourself these days
crowley:
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aziraphale: now tell me, who was responsible for the black plague?
crowley: a rat
aziraphale, testier than usual bc the quality of food has gone down considerably and Everyone is dying: oh, so that’s what you’re calling yourself these days
crowley:
*reaches out the back of my hand to a cat girl so she can build sense based trust before i approach her*
*picks up a catgirl with one hand under her arms n one holding the back paws so she doesnt kick*
*slowly blinks at catgirl to let her know i love her*
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One GOOD boy.
the only DB Cooper theories i accept:
- he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
- it’s tommy wiseau
- there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
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my favorite thing about homestuck is how none of the characters sound like they’re from the same story
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oh look guys it’s the bourgeweezie
bong…..
OY ITS TWO BONG
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tiny meet the scout
5 years old and it still gets notes
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