A quickie com for @ryukodragon of a styalized mew!
Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day
Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life
~Terry Pratchett
If humans are supposed to be so ‘evolved’ how come your eyelashes fall into your eyes to periodically blind you?
(via chefpyro)
I love going to Olive Garden to get bred
getting absolutely rawed at the olive garden
fuck off
Really? Right in front of my unlimited salad?
(via gearholder)
My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”
Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.
Jackie and Marvin lmao
(via nofacednerd)
Vote for me as your god of the new age. I will make catgirls real and anyone can volunteer to become one
now when you say catgirls, how far is the cat slider? i dont wanna end up as cats 2019 girl
I haven’t been able to get my hands on a switch but I finished painting everyone’s favorite shark man
(via afallenwolf)
What if we accidentally caused the end of the world
And we were both girls
*opens third eye*
Every “mary sue” OC would fit perfectly within the metal gear franchise
(Source: nudityandnerdery, via afallenwolf)
