every time i blindly slide the usb-c cable against the lip of my ipad looking for the tiny charge port, metal scraping against metal in my dark bedroom
i think of that stupid fucking sherlock scene every goddamn time
or we could let an unnecessary danger to swimmers die.
No the fuck we can’t. Because last I checked humans don’t own the fucking ocean, and last I checked, they’re IMPORTANT apex predators, a super necessary part of the ecosystem. Not to mention NEW YORKERS bite 10x as many people as sharks do a year. More people die from lightning and fireworks than form sharks.
Sharks aren’t a problem. They never have been. People are.
if you swim where the sharks are, it’s on you buddy, the animal gotta eat you don’t gotta swim
I think this means we need to get rid of New Yorkers.
