“…he made a leap year joke about how Julius Caesar became such a “powerful maniac” that he was stabbed to death by senators — after which Mulaney told the SNL audience, “That would be an interesting thing if we brought that back now!” Mulaney revealed to Kimmel that that punchline earned him a rare accomplishment: a Secret Service investigation. “I guess they opened a file on me because of the joke, and I have to say: Am I stoked there’s a file open on me? Absolutely. Did I enjoy it in the moment? Not so much,”
I’m sorry but the monolith being found in Utah then disappearing and an identical (if not the same) one appearing in Romania is either the most elaborate prank I’ve laid witness to or the most concerning mystery of the year
So they’re gonna undercut pharmacies until they corner the market and then jack prices back up, but higher than before and reep all that profit. Right?
bill shakespeare in like 1606 writing The Famous Tragedie Or Whatever Of Scottish King MacBitch: tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day
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An image with a thin black line outlining the border. In the lower
left corner is a black fist with a white banner wrapping around it
reading, “Black Lives Matter!” in all caps.
The
rest of the image is all-caps black text reading:
I
say “Black Lives Matter” because “all” didn’t cover Black
when they said “All men are created equal.”
I
say “Black Lives Matter” because “all” didn’t cover Black
when they said “With liberty and justice for all.”
I
say “Black Lives Matter” because they’re still struggling with
the definition of “All.”
“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”
