Silver Tongue

Aug 04

sarcasmprodigy:
“Nothing like forbidden pumpkins and weird flowers at 2 AM in the morning.
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sarcasmprodigy:

Nothing like forbidden pumpkins and weird flowers at 2 AM in the morning.

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When your Players roll bad perception checks:

pettyartist:

thedicepaladin:

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@shoelesscosmonaut

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ze-pie:

ze-pie:

what.

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you heard the ferret

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Not sure where the sudden influx of transgirl egbert came from but i am 100% for it so i drew a quick doodle june using windy powers

Not sure where the sudden influx of transgirl egbert came from but i am 100% for it so i drew a quick doodle june using windy powers

Ah

edwardelricofficial:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

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whiskeywhitemage:

luidilovins:

moisok20:

*eyes snap open in the middle of the night*

Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time

*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.

*seventh chakra ignites* elastigirl thicc

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people I still want to stab over a decade later:

thebibliosphere:

morgynleri:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

Creative Writing Professor at a former college: Welcome to creative writing! By the way, you will not write fantasy, ghost stories, pranormal, or science fiction in this class, as this is a creative writing course.”

What the ever loving fuck is with “creative” writing professors who think that speculative fiction of any stripe ISN’T CREATIVE?

I still remember my own creative writing teacher telling me this because he saw the Terry Pratchett book on my desk and got this smug smirk on his face like “aha, gotcha”. He had the nerve to pick it up and call it “popularist fiction”, like somehow being popular and easily accessible made it less inherent in intellectual value.

I had it in my back pack because I did my final thesis on the evolution of mythology and folk tails into fantasy and sci-fi and the societal importance of telling stories (before anyone asks, no I don’t have it, I lost it when I moved continents), and I used Terry Pratchett because there wasn’t a single humanitarian issue the man did not touch on.

Which I told him. And then he kind of floundered and went “ah, well but, it’s…well I mean it’s not exactly high brow”, like neither the fuck was Shakespeare or Dickens you self-important turnip. Dickens was literally selling his stories by the chapter. He was the popular author of his time. Shakespeare was too, he fucking made up words and phrases all the time because the language he needed to express himself didn’t exist in the way he needed it too.

Intellectual elitism is nothing more than a hold over from class warfare and the belief that only certain people should get to be truly educated. And it needs to be smashed.

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