I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.
op this looks absolutely magical
I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl
PEOPLE ARE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THIS DOGS MASCULINITY
HES A DOG
no you don’t understand. People freak the fuck out if you don’t enforce human gender roles on dogs. They get fucking belligerent. I work in a pet store and the number of times people have gotten LIVID with me for not just automatically assuming their dog not only required but personally wanted the most stringent enforcement of human gender norms is mindblowing.
People demand dog shampoos that smell “masculine” because “He’s a boy he doesn’t want to smell like flowers” even though he’s a dog and if he had his way he would smell like duck poop. And those shampoos exist! That’s the worst part! There’s enough demand for dog shampoo that smells like Axe body spray that they exist and they sell well.
Or the seemingly nice old lady that shouted “PINK! OBVIOUSLY! SHE’S GIRL SHE HATES OTHER COLORS!” at me when i asked what color harness she wanted for her lapdog. Even though her dog can’t actually see the color pink and does not now and will not ever give a single flying dog fart what color her harness is.
Even our pets have to deal with our gender socialization bullshit.
I work in a pet store. Can confirm. If I don’t know the sex of the dog, and say, I pick up a blue lead to show the customer it’s different uses, I’ll get “well she’s a girl, so” and I’m like? Um? I’m just showing you it’s functions, there’s like 20 different colours here you can choose from?
And my manager wants us to separate boys coats/accessories and girl coats/accessories for accessibility for the customers……. like…….?
??????? They’re dogs.
This. Is. BULLSHIT.
Also, when I worked at a grooming salon, one groomer would bring in her family’s dogs. Poms, the lot of them. They all got bows. Even the boy. He was a goddamn beautiful dog.
Customers got mad. About a boy dog wearing bows. A boy dog THAT WAS NOT THEIR DOG wearing bows. Let that sink in.
Actually just like a week ago someone got testy with me because I put my female chihuahua in a blue polo shirt and they were like “she’s a girl she looks like a boy in that” and I was just like… She’s a dog.
I am so tempted to put the biggest fucking pink bow I can find on my dog and parade him around the neighborhood.
Fuck this gender roles bullshit. He’s a 12 year old dumbass who sometimes falls down the ONE (1) step on our porch because he gets too excited and forgets that he has back legs that don’t work right (vet says it’s a degenerative nerve thing, common in older labs). HE WOULD GLADLY ROLL IN HIS OWN SHIT IF WE LET HIM - HE COULDN’T GIVE TWO FUCKS IF HE IS IN A BOW OR A BANDANA, I PROMISE.
My puppy wears bandanas sometimes, including a really cute pink one with white hearts that I love. One time this old lady at the park was absolutely BAFFLED that I would put a pink thing on my Boy Dog. Literally accused me of trying to confuse people, asked why I’d put that on him. I was just??? It’s cute and I like it the puppy really couldn’t give less of a shit
My cat Duarte is male and he wears a pink collar with a tag that says “Beautiful Angel Princess” on the side that doesn’t have my contact info, because he’s my beautiful angel princess obv, and it throws the vet staff for a LOOP every time
People get upset when I walk boy dogs with my hot pink leash (because I lose leashes, so I like them highly visible.
Like,
one, maybe this dog has Victorian gender norms, and considers pink very masculine?
two: it’s not the dog’s leash, it’s mine.
People putting gender norms on house pets is wild. They’re just living cuddle bears they don’t have gender.
The person who grooms our dog always puts little bows on his harness. Adorable.
OH NO, NUGGET! TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF. THAT’S NOT M A N L Y, NUGGET!
OH NO HE’S WEARING AIRPODS HE CAN’T HEAR ME OH NO!
Oh n o oh gfpd I’m shahmking I m cr yjiing
I’d name my cat Lord Fluffalot regardless of gender.
Anonymous asked: consider this: alternian xfiles. theyre investigating xefros and joey and one is convinced that joey is an alien while the other is extremely skeptical... because it would be extremely unlikely that an alien could make it this far past alternias defense system undetected
troll mulder is super into the possibility of aliens being in alternia bc like, as trolls, they are all well aware that aliens exist, and that they will eventually interact with them as adults post exile. so the normal x files dynamic has changed in that way, and mulder is more…idk, into the conspiracy side of things that aren’t always alien related. like for example he actively questions the fact that lusii are a THING that’s normalized, and about the actual dynamics of the hemospectrum. ie is it REALLY biologically that differentiating? were limes actually aquatic? etc etc
troll scully (scullyy) is def more by the books, but she’s also less open to the idea of actually looking for explanations actively because she (a teal blood in comparison to her indigo counterpart) understands that even with her extended lifespan, she will never be able to really have the opportunity to discover as much as he could. she’d rather be happy, or at least content, than worried until her death. it’s a weird situation but when the inevitable occurs its fucking horrifying
also they’re moirails and eventually have some weird quadrant smeared relationship because they’re not sure what to believe in
i understand why vampires traditionally look dead but for my own purposes i’ve always preferred the opposite. they look too alive, as though every part of them is trying to convince you that they’re human. that they can be trusted. their cheeks are flushed like a painted doll’s, almost unnerving. all the saturation turned up, creating richer dark tones and brighter lights. their eyes look glossy, teary, emotional but glass-like. their appearances compensate for what they don’t have and as a result they’re just curious enough to intrigue you, like an uncanny painting whose eyes follow you as you walk through the museum, persuading you to return once more before you go just to ponder, when in reality they’re like a frog in the rainforest, poison but incredibly beautiful.
anne rice’s vampires were so radiant, so diaphanous, that they couldn’t appear under lamp-light lest they be taken for ghosts or phantoms. and their eyes were glass-like, iridescent, as were their fingernails, which I always found interesting. I’ve always personally leaned towards the idea that vampires are both divine and hideous, a kind of mirroring between the beauty in decay and the decay in beauty.
Vampires that look human and alive at first glance but the more you stare the more you notice discrepancies? so vampires look like AI generated faces?
