Silver Tongue

Aug 02

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stimman4000:

even more extraordinarily good cropped conservative images

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yourplayersaidwhat:

*In the heat of battle, an enemy’s arm gets hacked off*
Rogue: I pick up the bloody arm and put it in my inventory.
Rogue: I like trophies.

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)

babaswole:

ratcoded:

options

1. boots has a voice that absolutely belongs in an r rated flick. full machete or breaking bad or tarantino. boots has killed before and you can tell.
2. they paid danny trejo to make monkey noises into a microphone for several hours

I missread this as Danny Devito for a split second

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princessdawnauroreon:

underlytrashy:

blogkhadra:

Milk in a cookie cup

Backwards egg

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

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princessdawnauroreon:

underlytrashy:

biinarykid:

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

Egg

OH

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positiveupwardspiral:

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cyntheticlifeform:

greyeyedwolfie:

THERE ARE SNAKES IN MY BOOT

This is what conventions are all about.

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