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Caved in and drew a Warner Sibling, from Animaniacs, just like everyone else.
Wakko is my spirit animal.
(via demilypyro)
okay story time y’all
like 7 years ago on my first heartgold file i had a togekiss that i taught metronome. now, being a kid with little to no knowledge on proper battling and also fond of depending on chance, i used the hell out of metronome, it was this togekiss’s main move more or less.
which did about as well as you expect from depending on metronome, except in one battle
i was fighting some grass type. i use metronome, metronome becomes fly
all fine and dandy
the opponent uses encore
so togekiss needs to finish fly, right, it’s a two-turn move? except it can only use metronome due to encore. so it does. and gets some totally normal one-turn move that is definitely not fly
togekiss proceeds to make its attacks without ending its fly mid-turn invulnerability, for eternity. i can’t even open a menu to switch out or use an item. it keeps using metronome endlessly
it eventually ends when the opponent faints & i had the option of switching out, but 12-year-old me was severely freaked out that my togekiss became invisible, invincible, and self-commanding
EDIT: ur right it had to be encore then fly, cause it cant hit through the invincibility (this happened when i was 12 i forgot little details like move order oops,,)
(via newbarrk)
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Important update! His story went viral enough that other paint companies reached out to him and he got a job with a new paint company!!
https://www.tiktok.com/@tonesterpaints/video/6898720259675540742
Listen. This is what people are talking about when they say that if you gave people a fucking UBI, folks would still work.
Even “menial” work is beloved by various people if it’s given the respect it deserves and folks dont need to worry about - um - starving to death and dying of illness?
(via stemmmm)
will there ever be anything more timelessly funnier on this site than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai
posts that altered the timeline
(via newbarrk)
Best ace jokes I’ve ever seen. Hope you guys enjoy them
(via aeritus)
It’s about time.
I ain’t practiced much magic for a long time. I wanna show you a trick Mother showed me when you weren’t around.
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