Silver Tongue

Aug 02

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The answer is 1, why is everyone a delinquent?

Y'all please, learn your pemdas (or bodmas or whatever you learned it as)

It’s 16

*sigh*

Parentheses equation is 2+2, which is 4.

Now we multiply by 2 to get 4x2 which is 8

8 DIVIDED BY 8 is 1.

I have no fucking clue how you can get 16 out of this. I don’t think you’re bad at math, I think you just need glasses.

It’s 1.

It’s 16.

8 / 2 * (2+2) = 

8/2 * (4) = 

4*4 = 16

You do the parentheses, then you go left to right.

That isn’t how this works…..

PEMDAS

8/2*(2+2) (P = Parentheses)

8/2*(4) (M = Multiply)

8/8=1 (D = Division)

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Use Mathpapa calculator if you still don’t believe me.

No, Riley.

M isn’t in the original problem but 8÷2 still needs a resolution. You have to solve 8÷2 as-is after (2+2) no matter what.

So you’re not following PEMDAS by factoring x4 into 8÷2.

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It’s literally this simple.

I, uh, I think it’s 1, actually.

Plug it into a searchbar, or a scientific calculator that waits until the whole thing is input & that’s the answer.

1

No need.

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Everyone on this post:

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This is something I’ve learnt the hard way. (Please excuse me if I have written something wrong, English is not my mother language)

1. Your phone calculator is not scientific. It’s for basic operations, what you need is a real scientific calculator like the one in my image.

2. PEMDAS IS PEMDAS, Math never changes.

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I’m literally getting a headache people are so stupid it’s 1, this person is right PEMDAS is PEMDAS and the answer is 1

Nah it’s 16

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im pretty sure that’s not right key

I mean if you can show me why sure but my professor and I are pretty sure this is correct

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This is wholesome content! Gods and Ancestors bless this post!

It’s 1

The 2 gets multiplied by the 2+2 before it divides the 8

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so last night my nightmare was that i was doing adult stuff writing checks, and in the part of the check where you say the amount of money in words, i wrote “fifty dollars fucking exactly”, and then spent the rest of the nightmare stressing about whether the bank takes checks with cussing in them or not

the next time i see @loononthepond in real life i am handing her a check for “two dollars fucking exactly” and we will report back with results

Fiance worked at a bank and says they definitely took checks with swearing as long as they could read the “Fifty Dollars” part.

He once had someone hand him a check for “seventy-six dollars and twelve cents, I hope you choke on it asshole” with an additional “travel expenses, to hell” in the “for” section.

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my biological pronouns are ATGCGCATATCGATCG/CGATCGATCGGCATCGTA

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is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

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I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

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I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Alberta ain’t messing around

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today i lerned pegnuins naruto run

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OSHA is asleep post load-bearing tree

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