Silver Tongue

Nov 29

incorrectanimaniacsquotes:

Dot: if it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, ok? ask him some questions

Yakko: Wakko, what’s seven plus seven?

Dot: stuff he knows!

drst:

marlynnofmany:

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This is (A) hilarious, and (B) perfect for adapting to a science fiction setting. 

Sneaking onboard an alien ship?  Send in Stabby the Roomba first.

posts like this are why I can’t leave this hellsite.

(via newbarrk)

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wakandamama:
“ beyoncescock:
“how about blackberry users?
”
If you pulling up wit a BlackBerry YOU get paid 20 dollars
”

wakandamama:

beyoncescock:

how about blackberry users?

If you pulling up wit a BlackBerry YOU get paid 20 dollars

(via newbarrk)

katiethelesbean asked:

fucking watch me turn into an opossum

cursedpossums:

katiethelesbean:

cursedpossums:

im watching. im looking at u so hard rn. do it. i dare u

GHDVDHHSHFUFUANHHHGAFAHHHGFSHHH *starts curling into a ball* FAHHSHFHFSHHHHGSHFHDJSJJFSHHHFHHHFSHHHHH

*turns into an opossum*

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steamywitch asked:

Now. We all know it happens... But just how often does Mew get her head stuck in Two's second brainstem?

xxtc-96xx:

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incorrectanimaniacsquotes:

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HUGS

majabreum asked:

Does Huey something sleep on top of Newtwo

xxtc-96xx:

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often, mama’s tum makes a good bed

(via demilypyro)

momir-viig:

guerrillatech:

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Note: this does NOT mean “be mean to the bellringer on the street asking for Salvation Army donations.”

(via 3rdstreetprince)