Dot: if it’s a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, ok? ask him some questions
Yakko: Wakko, what’s seven plus seven?
Dot: stuff he knows!
drst:
This is (A) hilarious, and (B) perfect for adapting to a science fiction setting.
Sneaking onboard an alien ship? Send in Stabby the Roomba first.
posts like this are why I can’t leave this hellsite.
(via newbarrk)
[video]
how about blackberry users?
If you pulling up wit a BlackBerry YOU get paid 20 dollars
(via newbarrk)
katiethelesbean asked:
fucking watch me turn into an opossum
im watching. im looking at u so hard rn. do it. i dare u
GHDVDHHSHFUFUANHHHGAFAHHHGFSHHH *starts curling into a ball* FAHHSHFHFSHHHHGSHFHDJSJJFSHHHFHHHFSHHHHH
*turns into an opossum*
steamywitch asked:
Now. We all know it happens... But just how often does Mew get her head stuck in Two's second brainstem?
HUGS
majabreum asked:
Does Huey something sleep on top of Newtwo
often, mama’s tum makes a good bed
(via demilypyro)
Note: this does NOT mean “be mean to the bellringer on the street asking for Salvation Army donations.”
(via 3rdstreetprince)