Silver Tongue

Aug 01

barreboy:
whitepeopletwitter:
The bean jar
[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…
have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

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isa-ghost:

a-promise-that-i-keep:
fictionalred:
petersboyfriendsonofthor:
gen-zee:
curiosityisfatal:
gen-zee:
I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about
Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language
why fear it when you can embrace it
Fun fact: the media thinks the Area 51 Facebook thing is being spread by Russian bots. Anyone older than 30 simply cannot comprehend millennial and gen z humor
Don’t blame it on the sunshine Don’t blame it on the moonlight Don’t blame it on the good times Blame it on the Russians
i was in the us one time (im australian) and went to dinner w a family that had a daughter the same age as me. my aunt made some comment like “oh you guys were raised in such different contexts, there wouldn’t be much common ground” and without missing a beat she said “ravioli ravioli” and i finished “give me the formuoli” and my aunt looked like she was about to have a stroke
BEAUTIFUL

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matr1oska:

Demon days

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filibusterfrog:

you know who tf it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kirby-appreciation:

kirby-appreciation:
kirby-appreciation:
Sometimes I’m tired of being nice. One day your femur will be mine
WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG
GUYS STOP REBLOGGIING THIS

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afallenwolf:

profeminist:
wildnoutinwildemount:
caroldanversenthusiast:
Bonus:
Thor and Korg just host the show.
Thor 4: Jaimie Alexander Volunteers Lady Sif to Be Valkyrie’s Queen
would Miek be the best man/woman for the wedding?

silver-tongues-blog:

Fuck the ass fucks who talk in big words all the time. From now on its single sound words or else you can fuck right off as I yeet you to the first black hole i see

FUCK FUCK FUCK

paper-mario-wiki:

redwwood:
Hedonism as a concept is so dope and yall gotta unbrainwash your religious upbringing nostalgia and realize that life IS about kicking back and eating grapes around a fire in nothing but a swim suit and drinking margaritas. A little hedonism never hurt nobody
to be fair this is like. TEXTBOOK temptation language. i mean, i love hedonism as much as the next degenerate, but this sounds like an emissary of the devil doing the undercover cop equivalent of saying “hey broskizzle, whats the haps? i think weed is super cool dont you!”

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annabellioncourt:

cryptidfucky:
vodcar:
country gnomes,
take my bones
to a place,
they don’t belong
see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

my warlock

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tanoraqui:

twocubes:
traditional human nanotechnologies, such as yeast,
#traditional yeast macrotechnologies #such as humans

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