this site has a kill count my mom was telling me about this scented candle she bought and she said “it’s a little fruity” and i was like “wow mom i didn’t know you were a homophobe” and the whole family in the zoom call just stopped and stared at me with open judgement and shame while i laughed myself silly
POV you make a tumblr exclusive joke in front of people who don’t have an account
this is no joke. i looked around the reviews of several different candles just in case it could’ve been a single bad batch but nope.
these screenshots are only from like 4 or 5 different candles but i could’ve grabbed plenty more.
y’all, seriously, loss of smell is a possible effect of covid. if things don’t smell/taste as strong as you remember GET TESTED and ISOLATE. if someone you know is complaining about their candles not having a scent, inform them and encourage them to get tested. and wear a fucking mask, y’all.
Actually, this has been the most consistent symptom from all among my friends and family who had covid.
Tumblr, I present to you… alternate universe McElroy Brothers.
Dustin, Terrence, and Gregory McAvoy
The McAvoy Brothers aren’t real authorities on any matters, and their guidance shouldn’t be heeded. Terrance promises he’s pro-sex-ssional, but if he’s got a badge in his wallet, I haven’t seen it.
By the way, this isn’t a show for babies, just to let any toddlers out there know how rad they are for tuning in. What’s good you twisted toddlers??
[“Fire Island, AK” by The Long Winters begins to play]
in my history of comics class for the webcomics unit i sat there thinking please can we not bring up homestuck. so everybody in this class can continue believing that i am a normal human being. but somebody DID bring it up. and then i was like. fine. i wont say anything. ill continue being normal. but when the class discussion boiled down to “this comic is influential but none of us know anything about it so we cant say anything meaningful” i was like fine. fine. takes the deepest swig imaginable from my flash and unmutes my mic. i hear youre all in need of an expert
