trans girls have the innate ability to backwards long jump
current scientific understanding still isn’t sure how we develop the ability, but it is currently theorized we get it as soon as we take our first dose of estradiol. this theory, however, has received push-back from the public, with general public opinion noting that this belief could be dangerously transmedicalist.
a more recent theory that is gaining traction in the public eye, is that the ability is developed at the first instance of a trans girl obtaining burger.
whatever the cause, there is little dispute over the existence of such an ability.
TURN TO PAGE 217 OF YOUR TEXTBOOK TO VIEW A DIAGRAM OF A TRANS GIRL BACKWARDS LONG JUMP
can i get some help? i backwards long jumped on the stairs and built up enough speed to get stuck 3 QPU away
This was proposed by @laurenthemself (who I can’t seem to tag) so you can thank them for the idea. Feel free to defend your choice in the notes!
I’m in third place (black) but I think we can do better.
Black scales are very very pretty, but this is D&D dragons specifically, where they have an active hatred of all living things except for specifically themselves, and humans need a hazmat suit to safely pet, let alone fuck, them.
The metallics are at least more physically safe, though golds are too proud to let anyone fuck them and silvers are too much of humanaboos to fuck in dragon form. A copper would be fun, if you have a good sense of humor about it.
EVIL DRAGONS FUCK BETTER SCIENTIFIC FACT DIE DIE DIE DIE
Greens are the most fuckable, but they will fuck off and leave any resulting offspring with the other parent .
blue dragons have the best fuck but they do it to have kids since they want a family unit. it will be the best fuck of your life but you gotta commit to being a parent afterwards
m&ms taking a unique feature of a candy character (wearing boots) and changing them to normal shoes like everyone else to be “less controversial”, meanwhile they make a new female candy character and give her FUCKING BOOTS
I don’t care about if it’s “less sexy” or “problematic”, my issue is they could have easily given her a different kind of boots and not completely fuck up her character design. They literally just proved they have no problem with boots
and NOW they’re whining and crying about how people were upset about the boots so now they’re cancelling the candy characters
the fuck kind of world are we in
more importantly it’s obvious they’re doing this to cover up some other bad thing that has come to light about them, I’m sure.
Wasn’t that a deploy to distract people from finding out they are being sued for putting dangerous amounts of lead in the candy?
I’m not seeing anything about that, they had lead in jewelry a few years back that had to be recalled but why would it be in food?
Last time they pulled a stunt like this though, it was when they were called out for their involvement with slavery.
That’s because the lead and cadmium was in dove chocolates but they’re owned by the same parent company mars. Apparently there was dangerous levels of lead and cadmium in the chocolates
Ahhh okay, found it. Yep. of course.
dont forget last time they did it was to distract from mars, nestle and hershey being in hot water for child slave labour.
ALT
