Silver Tongue

Jan 23

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saxophonechihuahua:

juicedoesthings:

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

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dancing-coyote:

ilraksroost:

thunderheadfred:

ilraksroost:

my-pansexualmess:

thunderheadfred:

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit.
he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

I was just focusing on the fact that you named your cat Barold for the entirety of that post

I want this cat to be named Barold Bluejeans so bad

Good news!

That is exactly his name!

Here is Barold Bluejeans in a bathtub!

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The best news ever!!!!!😻😻😻

He’s an orange, that explains everything.

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piratewithvigor:

junkyardromeo:

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

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mysharona1987:

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The French really don’t fuck around.

the french do kind of have a legacy of going hard when it comes to the regular people being pissed at the rich exploiting them.

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proxykiwi:

thethirdromana:

Broke: vampires are vulnerable to the trappings of Christianity only, particularly Catholicism, no matter how dubiously applied. (See: Van Helsing’s Communion wafer grouting).

Woke: vampires are vulnerable to sincere faith of all kinds, and atheist vampire-hunters need to believe very strongly in the Power of Friendship or their love of Star Trek to get by.

Bespoke: vampires are vulnerable to the faith that they followed when they were alive, and hunters tracking down an ancient vampire are obliged to learn about Neo-Babylonian theology or Middle Palaeolithic bear cults.

Man, vampires must really hate those modern pagans that revive 4000+ yr old faiths. just as you think you are done with those pesky egyptians and can really start enjoying your undead life, one of those weird young ones comes by with an ankh and a burning belief.

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vindesyn:

To all that say that acquiring Legacy will not harm people and that poor JKR is just saying thing and it’s her right….. She’s comparing people wanting independance with nazis.

She litterally gives money to fight the independance, to promote the Tories (you know, the ones that are destroying NHS and every workers’ rights in UK), to help TERF that attacks gay and trans rights (and also women rights because they’re that stupid)….In summary, yes, she’s hurting real people.

If you buy anything Potter, she will get money. It’s not that hard to understand.

Oh and make yourself a favor, READ ANOTHER BOOK !

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Jan 22

mediumsizetex:
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mediumsizetex:

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blackleader369 asked:

It took me a while to realize Arceus was refering to Cherri and i-🤣🤣🤣

xxtc-96xx:

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his beloved cheri lives as a constant reminder that great grampy arkoos is laughing at him