Silver Tongue

Nov 22

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nahlma:

nahlma:

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give thonks

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theuncannydag:

tariqah:

tariqah:

Normal people: We’ve had a child!! ❤️💙💙💖💖💖

Hiromu Arakawa:

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This is still so funny

Full Metal Alchemist: Motherhood

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prole-log:

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aromantic-goldfish:

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joey-wheeler-official:

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

Don’t forget the maid of dishonor, who spends the entire wedding doing the same thing as the worst man except her nemesis is the Maid of honor. The best man and maid of honor can work together but the worst man and maid of dishonor are actively trying to kill each other on top of stopping the wedding

god this would make such a better romcom than 90% of the hetero bullshit movies that are out there revolving around weddings

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i-wrotethisforme:

My PIN number to this day is my second grade best friends birthday. There are people I don’t talk to anymore whose families are still in my prayers. There are shirts I wear to bed from exes of 8 years ago who are married now with kids. And I haven’t found a macaroni salad recipe better than my college boyfriend’s moms’. Our lives are made up of so many people and when people become parts of our lives, some parts remain long after they leave. And in the same exact way, it’s comforting to know there are so many lives you’re still a part of that you have no idea about.

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peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons:

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anastasia1marie:

aromantic-goldfish:

aromantic-goldfish:

Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice

Villian: *shoots laser* No but seriously orange is a really fun color

Hero, dodging: but your entire room? I’m not painting my entire room orange

Villain: *stabs at the hero and misses* well then why did you ask my opinion on paint colors if you’re not going to listen

The Princess Bride

Holy shit

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