one time someone on that same minecraft server was building a massive apartment complex-type thing in a flat mountain face and one of the admins had a room several floors directly above mine with a little pool and a squid they spawned in
i went to my apt one day to find a few other server members in there in the middle of a squid heist. they were very carefully transferring the squid down, floor by floor and covering their tracks afterwards. i enthusiastically joined the effort
ill never forget how hours later that admin logged on and there were a few minutes of painful silence in chat before a message rang out across the server
i love blizzard entertainment so much they are staffed by the dumbest people alive. “no um stop making jokes about sugma’s bare feet. we didnt give him shoes to hammer in that he’s crazy and belongs in an asylum” you could have just said NOTHING
