Silver Tongue

Nov 17

twomillionbees:
I’m fairly certain the person who made the tweet was joking and this is actually spiegeleierkuchen (fried egg cake)! The “egg white” is a thick frosting made from yogurt/milk and cornstarch, while the “yolks” are tangerine halves. Here’s a recipe: https://www.sprinklebakes.com/2015/04/german-fried-egg-cake-spiegeleierkuchen.html?m=1
Fun to look at the notes and figure who has and who has not seen the explanation

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briandavidgilberts:

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taylorinthetardis:

Frodo said Fuck the Police

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tony-starcc:

trying-to-fight-it:
sunflowercocoa:
the-memedaddy:
meirl
idk if the date this was posted on makes it funnier or sadder
Someone check on him
he’s doing just fine

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notedchampagne:

ok. looks away

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teslacoils-and-hubris:

college-anxiety-kid:
funkyfreshfatherfigure:
college-anxiety-kid:
funkyfreshfatherfigure:
college-anxiety-kid:
funkyfreshfatherfigure:
college-anxiety-kid:
no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you
Then why’s he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.
well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?
Please, he hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?
*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head*
How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist they’re resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!
this is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment
*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*

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godihatethisfreakingcat:

averruncusho:
definitely-not-lordenglish:
irridallium:
somebodylost-chan:
lovelyladylunacy:
edgaristhefox:
furbearingbrick:
trebled-negrita-princess:
blackgirlsinlove:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
mika-misaki2:
I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
dis bitch
“Verifiable fact” 😭😂
I’d PISS ON HER tbh
btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy
and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU
I want this post everywhere
jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.
the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
Ooh, interesting historical note.
I don’t usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly
Canon Santa not fanon Santa
The bible canon’s been muddled so much that Jesus could be a bald asian trans woman for all we know
Reblogging mainly for the takedown of the Borgias and Jesus looking like a young Jeff Goldblum in the reconstruction.

I think this was the most accurate recreation of what jesus would have looked like

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catgirl-kaiju:

*poses sexily* Do find me disgusting?
*lays down seductively* Are you repulsed?

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