Silver Tongue

Jul 24

goopy-amethyst:

jeneco:

I sincerely want to thank Rebecca Sugar for making a canon Invader Zim redemption arc. It’s perfect

also, I’m ashamed of myself, I put way too much effort into this /o\

@sablestine

(via demon-space-boi)

passworddots:

thestuffedalligator:

I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

I had to visualize this conversation so that my soul could rest.

(via chefpyro)

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myfatuglyslugtits:

this joke made me laugh so hard the first time i heard it i almost threw up

(via chefpyro)

hyrule-geographic:

bois-r-us:

hyrule-geographic:

me9anium:

hyrule-geographic:

Anyone got the homer Simpson pic that look like this??? Cant find it anywhere

Sort of like this?

Yesyesyes that’s so close maybe thats from the same episode? Homer’s much more calm tho

THATS THE BITCH

(via stemmmm)

dykejanna:

“i saw this and thought of you” is my favourite affirmation. a gentle yet persistent reminder of your presence in the minds of others

(via robustquestioner)

incorrect-overwatch-quotations:

Moira: Do you ever drink so much coffee that you feel kind of dizzy, then the world is moving in slow motion, and then you’re drifting through space and time, and then you can see everything and nothing while being lost in the void?

Sombra: …No?

Sigma: *nodding in the background*

lunartivity:

zelys:

iwantmothmantofeellove:

Sexy what happens if you drink shampoo

sexy red tree frog

sexy boston university tour

sexy wizzrobe

(Source: dankmemeuniversity, via lime-time)

pedantricks:

dispatchfromsomewhere:

exih:

BRO WHAT….

I don’t even play Minecraft and I can tell this man has done the impossible

STRATS

(Source: twitter.com, via newbarrk)

bel-mont-bae:

bel-mont-bae:

bel-mont-bae:

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

Same thing goes for bisexual men and mlm relationships!!!!!

REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS

especially when they do it to real people.

(Source: soulsmoothie, via robustquestioner)