Started playing Shadow of the Colossus and like, while I knew that fighting giants was part of the game, I thought that was like, something you worked UP to. These mfers just threw me in first thing??? Dude I JUST learned how to climb
also ngl i would like them to show the colossi doing more evil things or something bc right now it just feels like i’m repeatedly stabbing a giant beautiful brute force of nature in the ass repeatedly while it tries to shake me off like a flea and it’s hard not to feel like The Baddie here
like idk they’re not even RAMPAGING or anything, as far as i can tell they’re just big giant things pacing in circles in an abandoned plot of land. i feel like the big idiot jerk who’s invading their space and wrecking their shit because of A Woman
The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.
“haha so what about that guy, huh?”
Me: what about him
“Well you seemed super into him”
Me: what why
“…dude you were flirting all night”
Me:
Me: Whoms't™™
I found out several of my female coworkers were planning on trying to get our male coworker to ask me out because “You guys kept flirting” but I was like “We were literally just goofing around. Like we literally just told jokes to each other. Literally just stuff that friends do, the same stuff you and I do.” I was definitely 100% NOT flirting but everyone thought I was
“You were laughing at everything TJ did!”
“He paper clipped a banana to the ceiling, Isabelle. That’s fucking bonkers”
Good time to remind everyone that if you don’t know that you’re “flirting” you’re not flirting. Flirting is an action that has to be done with conscious intent, since the point of it is intent, henceforth you can’t do it without realising.
