Silver Tongue

Jul 22

trilllizard666:

twinky-dinky-doo:

robhand:

b0gvvitch:

kurtamutual:

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

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Gordon: How is the food here? What’s best to order?

Ill Treated And Underpaid Server, About To Purposefully Suggest The Absolute Worst Thing On The Menu:

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(Source: milfjeans, via taffybuns)

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rockbusted:

rockbusted:

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look at these glasses

please stop showing me the strong square lady she already has some cool shades she doesnt need another pair

(via )

Jul 21

petrichormeraki:
“ astriiformes:
“HEY I’M LOSING MY GOSHDANGED MIND
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Op you forgot the funniest reply
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petrichormeraki:

astriiformes:

HEY I’M LOSING MY GOSHDANGED MIND

Op you forgot the funniest reply

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(via nubs-mgee)

agnes-nutter-witch:

belindarimbi13:

aphony-cree:

trashcanniballecter:

demonic-mnemonic:

giveyouawahoo:

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hhhhmmmmmmMMMMMM VERY INTERESTING

Crowley: I changed my name

Aziraphale: to what? Sexy Bitch?

Lantern of Light and Binsfield classified Asmodeus simply as a demon of lust, but Michaelis’ described him as “burning with desire to tempt men into wantonness”

I’m here for this addition

#tennant sure does walk like he’s burning with desire to tempt everyone into wantonness (via belindarimbi13)

Tennant also drives like burning temptation

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(via thescyfychannel)

lornacrowley:

elfyourmother:

lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

so the loki show is officially about 2012 alt timeline loki from endgame huh 

excited to see how they try to make tommy h. look like he’s still under 30 years old on a streaming budget… snapchat filters? 

YouTube makeup guru lighting

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heyyy subscribers!!! today i’m gonna be talking about five new tesseracts that i’m just OBSESSED with 

(Source: dreadshredder, via )

janemorris:

aziraphale: so…. what does the j in a.j. crowley stand for

crowley, who enjoys tempting people into the sin of wrath: gif

Azirqphale: oh like the peanut butter?

(via thescyfychannel)

lesbianlyra:

the robbers in cabinet man b like

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sorecererz:

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“it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in tarzan’s forest. you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. you have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both die”

(via chefpyro)