Eridan Ampora
Whoever suggested this ages ago, i hope you’re happy about this, because Eridan is my least favorite Homestuck character.
I am back btw.
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brotherhood of steel: come with us to attack the railroad
sole:
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The Brain from Planet Arous | 1957
Me at 3 am trying to get back to sleep
barbarian in a mindflayer hive
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tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture
marine scientist: what’s your gender?
merperson: what’s a gender
marine scientist: like, are you a man or a woman?
merperson: i’m merfolk
marine scientist: no, like, what’s in your pants?
merperson: i don’t… wear any? i don’t have legs?
It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.
Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that
Human: (invites merfolk friend to a boat party with their friends)
Merfolk: oh man, there are a lot of women here. Haha don’t worry guys, I got this :) *changes into a man to keep a balance because that’s culturally polite for merfolk*
Human: (spits drink) what the FUCK
OH MY GOD
bold of you to assume that a sailor wouldnt be down for that spontaneous fish dick
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THE MIDDENS 🐀
Our latest Quest Pack release explores a junkyard town built from a vast landfill, where industrious Middeners turn other people’s trash into precious treasures ♻️
This pack includes a complete papercraft set, with paper minis, trash heaps, and many other features!
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