I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!!Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
Fun fact, this is actually ALREADY canon for B O T H.
Jawbreaker is far sited but luckily enough he’s fucking huge so he can see most things, he constantly breaks his glasses and has given up wearing them. Also they’re too expensive and make him look like a NERD.
Penny’s management won’t give her glasses because they make her look dumb sense she has to tape them to her face. She very near cited and has a hard time telling certain species apart due to minor differences she can’t pick up without getting close. ((This is actually why I draw her with glasses whenever she’s human))
(She also has issues telling emotions of people with faces’ emotions because they don’t have their emotions LITERALLY on their face.)
