Silver Tongue

Nov 08

manywinged:

in my defence it was a bit i was doing your honor

Gentlemen of the jury, my client pleads innocent on the grounds that it was just a prank, bro

(via turing-tested)

zmije:

if u have curly hair and someone tells you that you look better with it straight? that’s a demon speaking to u baby

(via demilypyro)

demilypyro:

People have been pointing out The Tits on my winter skin but funny story about that, this is actually the version after I already asked the artist to tone down the chest size.

what if its just where she stores her extra hamburgers?

birdsareblooming:

SO LONG, GAY BOWSER

bowser moments after confessing his love to luigi

(via starlightshore)

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loudest-subtext-in-tv:

thesevenumbrellas:

wennanweewulligan:

thesevenumbrellas:

Finally some REAL NEWS

He has two German shepherds Champ and Major

I really don’t know why someone photoshopped this dog to be so fucking big, but I believe this is the original photo:

This is the funniest thing Twitter why are you like this?

The first direwolf in the White House

(via starlightshore)

changelingsrule:

weirdmageddon:

the way my jaw dropped at this bit

Toby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts.

Orcistra: We’re going to play this.

Toby: Ummm…

(via bloodsbane)

smell-your-sweat–wizard-penis:

l0vegl0wsinthedark:

spongebobssquarepants:

In love with the concept that men still wear hats like that

(via rockboci)

youlovedme-never:

Worst crime Victor Frankenstein ever committed was taking one of the hottest concepts ever (reclaiming the act of creation from God AKA reclaiming the divine for yourself) and making it completely unsexy by behaving like a little bitch

what do you expect from a medschool dropout

(via taffybuns)

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