Silver Tongue

Jul 17

beabaebea:
“ reverse bubbline
the cold calculated vampire queen bonnibel & the carefree candy kingdom princess marceline who does all her paperwork the day before its due
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beabaebea:

reverse bubbline

the cold calculated vampire queen bonnibel & the carefree candy kingdom princess marceline who does all her paperwork the day before its due

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todaysbird:

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todaysbird:

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DIRECT ACTION

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won’t change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you…talking to the cockatoo

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chefpyro:

JJBA part timespans

Phantom Blood: 9 years (less than 3 months not counting childhood events before time skip)

Battle Tendency: 4 months

Stardust Crusaders: 50 days

Diamond is Unbreakable: 3 months

Vento Aureo: 8 days

Stone Ocean: 5 months (not counting two universe resets)

Steel Ball Run: 4 months

so what youre saying is that the jojos have fairly normal lives except for one crazy summer

darthrumpel:

astrodidact:

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Not all countries have people that rich, but I think all countries need politicians like her.

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rosexknight:

ryukotatsuma:

autumngracy:

draumboosky:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

stimman4000:

dissolving cotton candy in water

Take one sip of the dissolved water and your heart jumps out of your body

It’s like entering the void

Theoretically you could use that sugar water to make rock candy, so this is basically candy alchemy

Disintegrating Clown hair

And suddenly I have a new idea for an FMA oc.
The CANDY ALCHEMIST. She just runs a sweets shop. Bradley really liked her rock candy so that’s why she’s a state alchemist.

bradley buys massive orders of sweets each month. he chuckles and says “Selim cant get enough of the stuff”
He takes it underground and places it on a table in fathers chamber. he says “gluttony, I brought you a gift”

ryukotatsuma:

autumngracy:

draumboosky:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

stimman4000:

dissolving cotton candy in water

Take one sip of the dissolved water and your heart jumps out of your body

It’s like entering the void

Theoretically you could use that sugar water to make rock candy, so this is basically candy alchemy

Disintegrating Clown hair

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rating doll makers by how well they make homestuck kids

this one is 10/10

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sealedbeastnue:

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

Oh dont worry, I got you. *pulls out cat and looks at its eyes* its about 2:30

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crazydiamonds:

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rootbeergoddess:

tilthat:

Today I learned that Door Dash food delivery company, does not actually give it’s drivers the tip you pay plus regular pay, instead they use it to meet the minimum pay guarantee. UNLESS TIPPED CASH. If tipped cash, the driver gets the entire tip, plus pay guarantee .

via reddit.com

Okay, I’m happy to have learned this because I use DoorDash a lot.

This is true of basically all third-party delivery services!!

I worked for OrderUp and then for GrubHub for a while and they all do this.

You’re guaranteed $10/hr. If you make that in tips, they don’t give you anything else. If you don’t make that, they give you whatever gets you to $10. If you make more than that, you keep everything you make.

The thing is, they have no way of knowing if you tip us in cash. It just looks like we got no tip.

You essentially pay us double when you tip us with physical money.

Honestly guys just always always ALWAYS tip cash everywhere. Companies can’t fuck with cash. Just tip cash. You know where it’s going. You put it directly into their hand.

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