I get paid to make maps of the ocean. This post is going to haunt me like that “mothers and fuckers of the jury” post haunts that trial attorney
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I do remember that Toby Fox was involved with some tracks in Homestuck
EXCUSE ME
wait his pokemon song has bits of the baby is you in it?
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anyway now that the election’s over and we don’t have to tacitly support sleepy joe and his cop sidekick, i can post this meme
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I was not kidding when I said D.C. despises Trump.
The rest of america despises him too
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Ocarina of Time: A summary.
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Ocarina of Time really had its Zelda crossdressing as a sexy ninja and I feel like we collectively never comprehended the gravity of that
I love the wet moon jokes but I would like to remind you that the water they found is frozen in case you guys aren’t like, reading actual articles about it. Still Very Cool! But not liquids
*puts away my bendy straw and gets a fork and knife*
*brings a blow-dryer and a bendy straw*
*brings spoon*
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pulls u apart like a twizzler
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Some People: Germans don’t have humor.
Der Postillon, Germany’s equivalent to The Onion, reporting on the election:
Is this the turning point? Trump wins important state New Michivada he just made up.
“Oh shit!”: Putin totally forgot to manipulate the US election.
Not that as well! Half-blind 100-year-old man who counts all the votes alone died of old age.
Experts uncertain if Trump wil win today or after the civil war
“If I can’t have it, nobody will” - Trump sets White House on fire
Europeans thank Americans for two days without any news about Corona
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