Huge legendary woman alert for you! Hachishakusama is an eight-foot-tall woman who likes to run around abducting people. Also, she's a yokai so tick the big monstrous lady box.
I’m sorry, you heard “i like butch women” and your thought was “monster that abducts people”?
She’s not even butch
D
Do they think a “butch woman” is just a woman who is very good at basketball?
Anonymous asked:
I just had a funny thought.. Since TC-96 Mewtwo aka Scarfy have Pig ONLY.. And Indigo is like "him" ig but hybrid or smth? Not sure so sorry if I mistake things.. Imagine TC-96 meeting Indigo and getting to know that he has THREE KIDS- And on top of that.. Not from LAB-
Peach is my worlds Newtwo whereas Indigo is my worlds Mewtwo, both of which just had a different path due to the hybrids and how things tumbled.
Indigo is telling Scarfy horror stories of Laying Eggs whereas Scarfy is trying so hard not to tell him about the horrors of how Metwows have babies in his world XD
Okay so imagine your Standard Medieval European Fantasy Setting™. Now imagine there’s no magic. Like there’s still a concept of it sure, with superstitions and all that. But you will never encounter an actual wizard or anything.
But you know what is in this otherwise-fantasy setting? Superpower mutations.
Sir Lawrence, the otherwise unremarkable knight who once outran his own horse and traveled four hours without rest to alert his lord of another lord’s treason and impending invasion.
The Sage of the North is shrouded in rumor and mystery; some say he is a holy man, blessed by God and able to work miracles. Others think he is closer to a witch than a priest, and still others believe he is simply a sage and healer whose skill has grown unrivaled in his old age. In comparison to these stories, the known fact that he lives beneath a freezing waterfall unbothered by the cold or lack of air barely raises any interest.
Scandinavian folklore is often Like That, there’s a whole subgenre of “hero collects men with really specific skills to win the hand of the princess” (like a guy who can run so fast you can’t see him move, a guy who can hear stuff on the other side of the world, and a guy who can shoot an arrow through an acorn from 10 miles away) and it’s not counted as sorcery but as just those guys can Do That.
to be fair, the abstract number of metric and imperial system does nothing to help me visualize distance. ive seen pink flamingo lawn ornaments. i can visualize how deep the snow is.
ALT
ALT
