Hobbits are SO judgy and nosy but I don’t think they’re homophobic I think they’d find some random other thing to be like “those people are odd over there” about
His husband folds their towels differently, I heard. Starts with the wrong end it’s rather strange..
[ID: a reply from @monkeybean29 that reads “Tbh hobbits would only be judgy about shit within your control or whatever. Like you can’t choose to be gay but you can absolutely choose how you fold your towels” /end ID]
Yes exactly… You get it. They have small town gossip (not a whole lot else going on) but hobbits can clearly be gay. I think they’d love butch lesbians tbh. Weird to fold your towels like that though
The hobbits always get my gender right, but they despise the fact that I eat cereal with a fork
from a tumblr site perspective, because i did not add a title to it, so it didn’t fully register. from a supernatural perspective? because you can’t save him. because it’s always too late. because you always made that choice and said what you said and he never gets to hear anything different. because this is how the story ends. because this is how it started.
every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years
If Tumblr came out with polls, I would use them so irresponsibly. I know why they haven’t, because they know that me and like 95% of the people on here would be chaotic fuckers about it. There’d be polls like “whose dick would you rather suck?” and the options would be like Shrek, Sans, The Onceler, some anime dude no one has heard of, and Karkat Vantas and then in the comments people would be legitimately throwing hands about it as if there was a singular correct answer to that question. I don’t know if anyone could survive the carnage.
