Silver Tongue

Jul 15

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daffodilandroses:

Meanwhile in Australia

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thebootydiaries:

How did I wake up in the middle of the night with the funniest tweet idea and it was this

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chefpyro:

JoJo’s plot isn’t even that complex. You just have to not question a LOT of nonsense.

homestucks plot isnt even complex. You just have to not question a lot of nonsense

skarosdrones:

anicecoldbath:

tilthat:

TIL of a man who lost his vision and hearing in an accident. After 9 years, he had his senses restored after being struck by lightning while chasing his pet chicken during a storm.

via ift.tt

blind and deaf dude running around in a storm after a chicken who may or not be there having his sight and hearing restored suddenly by lightning is such an amazing concept

For selflessly risking his life to save the chicken he was granted his sight and hearing back

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banishedquasiroyal:

vriska! vriska! v

pemsylvania:

pissonmekomaedakun:

pemsylvania:

how to properly treat friends

did you just tell the president to eat poison for lunch

you dont know our relationship

step 1: poison him
step 2: steal his… you know..

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