Silver Tongue

Jul 14

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:
“ waxvat:
“ the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.
”
the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today
”

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

waxvat:

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

(via newbarrk)

glitt3rcritt3r:

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I made a Furby duck… a fuck.

(via liquidstar)

fairfolke:

peak character design

lower teeth that stick out & look like tusks

(via goblin-brew)

profeminist:
“ profeminist:
“ “People seem to be debating which underage women are okay to have sex with. It’s none of them. Not the ones who “look older.” Not the ones who seem “flirty.” None of them. We have laws to help you understand that, but...

profeminist:

profeminist:

“People seem to be debating which underage women are okay to have sex with. It’s none of them. Not the ones who “look older.” Not the ones who seem “flirty.” None of them. We have laws to help you understand that, but thanks for outing yourselves as creeps and would-be rapists.”

Jennifer Wright‏

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“Men who make this argument—men who can recite age of consent laws for various states, men who say things like “technically when they’re past puberty it’s called ephebophiloa”—these men are telling you something about themselves, and it’s not something good.”

Moira Donegan

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chefpyro:
“so the new level 70 action for machinist is a flamethrower.
”
all your characters eventually turn to arson

chefpyro:

so the new level 70 action for machinist is a flamethrower.

all your characters eventually turn to arson

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verifiedcat:

codegoth:

please look at this

edit: reblog and tag the pokemon you get

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i got a building???

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Fuck yeah

(Source: april, via the-nerdy-reindeer)

hotmeat89:

hitting-on-cullen:

hotmeat89:

penguitron:

hotmeat89:

lowtiermemer:

hotmeat89:

eastbayfatman:

unbossed:

hotmeat89:

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

(Source: greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou, via chefpyro)

collective-laugh:
“ browsedankmemes:
“We have a god
”
Didn’t shaggy fall in love with an alien once and Scooby had a little golden retriever alien so?
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Yes

collective-laugh:

browsedankmemes:

We have a god

Didn’t shaggy fall in love with an alien once and Scooby had a little golden retriever alien so?

Yes

(Source: browsedankmemes, via afallenwolf)

sap-king:

theradicalace:

minigeist:

shittycryptids:

A great white shark, but the size of a cat and with puppy teeth unable to cause any damage and moves by dragging itself across the ground. Makes for a great pet

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op change your fucking url

#IMSOBBING

(via afallenwolf)