okay you do understand that i’m gay, right? i can actually promise you that zero women are being exploited because of my crippling, life destroying porn addiction
So you’re putting women out of a job?
Tumblr user dyatlov doesnt want women having jobs, get him!
Pony fanfiction is like ‘here is the sequel to my famous shock horror short story! It is a 51.5k word scathing critique on how capitalism and eugenics go hand in hand, told from both the enforcer’s and victim’s point of view, including how indoctrination and trauma make the system easier to accept.’
Pony fanfiction is also 'hello this is a story about how Twilight is actually a pea. This is so I could make a bunch of penis jokes.’
the userbase when tumblr attempts literally any contemporary method to profit from us that has been highly effective on every other website:
the userbase when tumblr implements the most deranged and masochistic series of features imaginable immediately after covering our dashes in thousands of crabs:
