Silver Tongue

Jul 11

life-with-jitters:

Don’t judge me, microwaved corndogs suck and it takes too long to cook them in the oven

(via jitterbugjive)

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liquidstar:

this is what i wanted

draumboosky:

draumboosky:

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muchymozzarella:

birdtypeglitch:

conquered-gnomes:

birdtypeglitch:

tearlessrain:

prksoda:

shakescene:

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

3. horny

for your consideration

Why is Jesus Feral

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

“Why is Jesus feral”

*me, having read the bible* um the boi he wild 

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Your Swearing Habits Will Allow Us To Guess Your Exact Age -

clownmoontoon:

bitchofnovember:

Holy shit - so I put almost every word to “always”, in keeping with my foul fucking mouth, except for the one or two I don’t use much, and it got my age to within a year. This is fucking hardcore magic.

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: BuzzFeed, via newbarrk)

meladoodle:

In improv class we had to come up with a kinda neutral statement for someone to respond to and one of the guys said to me “hey did you hear they’ve stopped making socks?” and I just lost it. That shit is so funny. Why would they just stop making socks. I wanna explore that world.

(via newbarrk)

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silver-tongues-blog:

*calamity ganon gets defeated*

Mipha: *struts into domain completely alive*

Mipha: “surprise motherfuckers, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me”

Sidon: “Mipha what the fuck i thought you were dead”

Mipha: “I was but i got better”

Sidon: *dabs and cries in joy*

Mipha: *T poses*

gingerhaole:

tartan-thermos:

gingerhaole:

crowleys–angel:

sneckerdoodle:

Crowley is presenting as female (or at least, not male) at the Crucifixion scene.  Everyone who noticed he was wearing feminine clothes there–it was intentional! (x)

FINALLY A CONFIRMATION OF MY SUSPICIONS!! this is awesome! :D i really really liked how casually it was done.and now i can use the correct pronouns when talking about her in that scene

Oh, I love this! Good grief, I LOVE this.

…Golgotha is also the first time that Crowley asks Aziraphale to use a new name.

That’s right!

(via thescyfychannel)