Silver Tongue

Jul 11

mspoffin:

mspoffin:

mspoffin:

im art blocking so hard

have half a piece of sushi

hey guys…. it’s me….. goku sushi

im glad that out of all the art ive been painstakingly cranking out on a daily basis this month, this is what you people decided to reblog

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morthils:

frogandtoadaregays:

frogandtoadaregays:

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

how DARE u make this post uplifting and cute

If my parents can use slang from the 80s without even feeling self-conscious then I can use a meme that’s a little stale

memes never die as long as you continue to use them. thats how loss and lucky luciano have survived this long

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Anonymous asked: Okay so I don't know why people say sex or love is what makes us human. Lots of organisms in nature have sex or mate for life. You know what makes us human? Cooking. Nothing else in nature cooks except humans. Checkmate aphobes. Sincerely, an ace cook.

hamelin-born:

fuckyeahasexual:

….

…

is that true??

Holy shit!!

#honestly i’m unironically here for this #ace blogging#also i’ve just realized that all of the characters i headcanon as on the ace spectrum#i also headcanon as good cooks#(with the exception of obi-wan who cannot cook lol)

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: You encounter a hoarde of diverse skeletons

Bardbarian: How do we know which ones are boys and which ones are girl???

DM: You encounter a group of diverse skeletons, some of the skeletons have round boney mounds on their ches-

Me: BONE TIDDIES!?!?!?!

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ittybittytatertot:

professorsparklepants:

mud-foot:

au where uncle aaron doesnt die but he has still just found out his favorite nephew is spiderman so now hes just kinda like :/ damn i guess i gotta be a superhero now

its like batman and robin if batman were the sidekick. hes just sort of following miles around dragging his scrawny little butt out of tight spots and yelling encouragement. 

Spiderman pulls his phone out during the middle of a fight and is like “Things aren’t going very well, can you come pick me up?” and less than ten minutes later the Prowler crashes his motorcycle into the Green Goblin’s face.

I’ve never thought of “my 13yo nephew went and became a superhero so I guess I’m helping him out now” as a villain redemption arc before but now it’s everything I need in life.

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mexicain-sans-frontieres:

la-volpe-bianca:

txgun:

Is that a fucking cat laser?

OHMYFUCKINGGOD

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luminous-orb:

stardew valley be like. I subsist on a diet of raw fish and algae. I stay up until midnight cutting down trees. I hang out in abandoned mines for fun. Everyone in town still wants to marry me

to be fair, BOTW is the same way

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probablybadrpgideas:

Add in Blue Shell mechanics where the least-competent player can fling rocks at the more competent ones until they tell them their secrets.

raechelrae:

raechelrae:

totally-gonna-fuck-the-world:

Saw some photos of them behind scenes on fb and put them together yno

this looks like a new meme format

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