Want to be a big titty green haired anime bitch tearing into a whole mutton leg at the medieval feasting table surrounded by rowdy men with huge arms who will not hurt me
This is where i want to be
Want to be a big titty green haired anime bitch tearing into a whole mutton leg at the medieval feasting table surrounded by rowdy men with huge arms who will not hurt me
This is where i want to be
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*burns off all my fingerprints while typing up an essay*
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Did naruto actually fucking die in the boruto manga
Good fucking bye
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They’re process was listening to people walk down the hall to auditions. If they didn’t hear clapping the audition was over
“hrn, colonel, im trying to fly the millennium falcon but im dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks are keeping me from sitting in the chair”
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I once read a fanfiction about man-eating selkies and it described the selkie as “not having malice in its eyes” which is perfect because A) it means the thing trying to chew your leg off looks like this:
and B) it makes one inclined to wonder what a malicious seal would possibly look like
here’s a malicious seal
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Michigan lawmakers listened to 6 hours of election fraud testimony and it was hilarious -
That-there’s a big ol’ pile o’ Weapons-Grade Stupid right there. Ah’m a-tellin’ ya…
I always thought parks and rec was being hyperbolic about how these kinds of meetings with the public go…
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Clip studio: new winter update will make photoshop brushes compatible with clip studio
me, digging up the ancient folder of photoshop brushes: my time has come
forcing my car to commit sins so it goes to hell with me when i die
i love tumblr where else am i gonna get the bizarre combinations of stimuli i need to have thoughts like this
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