Silver Tongue

Jul 08

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badeliz:

argumate:

oh yeah well what if trains entering tunnels didn’t symbolise sex, in fact what if sex symbolised railway engineering, how about that huh

everything is about sex, except sex, which is about trains

(via chefpyro)

(Source: kuragin, via chefpyro)

shsl-bird:

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

I am ratbird on outside AND inside

(Source: birdimages, via irailleth-archive)

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dat-soldier:

moonlandingwasfaked:

tilthat:

TIL the first known case of “dying from laughing” involved the greek man called Chrysippus, who, after giving figs to his donkey, cried out “Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs”, had a fit of laughter afterwards and died.

via reddit.com

damn……… laughed to death at his own joke that wasn’t even funny

you had to be there

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idledee:

give him back! he’s my brother, 

(via liquidstar)

sorecererz:

“it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in tarzan’s forest. you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. you have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both die”

(via newbarrk)

sorecererz:

“it would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in tarzan’s forest. you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wannabe and you blue gumball son of a bitch. you have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both die”

(via newbarrk)

asgarddropout:

what-grace-has-forgiveness:

girlsclothes:

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

and then we go get snacks

at the grocery store

(via newbarrk)