Side note on this: all those college conservatives saying liberal professors are shutting them down because of their conservative ideas and refusing to hear otherwise? In my experience the “shut down” is just being asked to DEFEND their position for the first time and not accepting shitty half thought out “proofs” that fall apart on their own.
Why is Perry constantly being exposed to UV light?
BEHOLD, My Ultra-Violet-Light-inator! You see, my brother Roger has always looked good at every angle and at every time of the day! But, with my UV-inator, I shall put him under a new, less flattering light. ULTRA-VIOLET!
Wait, don’t press the self-destruct! Now everything in the blast radius will be forever under the gaze of ultra-violet! Now I have to change the wallpaper! Curse you Perry the Ultra-Violet Platypus!
