Silver Tongue

Oct 28

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gotinterest:

pyropiano:

kerahwaren:

LITERALLY the most Lynch thing i’ve seen

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I am DYING to know what their parents are like that their kids all turned out like this

think that the funniest answer would be theyre perfectly average and unremarkable in all aspects.

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vol14-remade-deactivated2021051:

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lezbianz:

lezbianz:

oh boy a ray ban sunglasses sale? can’t wait to click on this link!

my identity has been stolen

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homestuckorbust:
“ professorsparklepants:
“ imtooticky:
“ My coworkers complain when we can’t assign homework over Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. As if somehow this interferes with their ability to teach their classes.
My coworkers complain that our...

homestuckorbust:

professorsparklepants:

imtooticky:

My coworkers complain when we can’t assign homework over Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. As if somehow this interferes with their ability to teach their classes.

My coworkers complain that our Muslim students get to leave class to pray Salat at noon. Like, we have maybe one Muslim student every two or three years - thus far, all extraordinarily respectful and lovely kids! - and they slip quietly out of class to pray.

My coworkers find all this infuriating. “Imagine,” they cry, “If a Christian kid asked to do that.”

I calmly explain, every single time, that a Christian kid would never HAVE to do that, because every single Christian holy day is a day off school. Good Friday. Easter Sunday. Christmas day. Our entire country interrupts its financial and educational systems - schedules its WEEKS - around the Christian prayer customs and seasons.

God forbid we temporarily unclip the rope barrier and leave an opening for someone whose religious traditions vary from our own.

Heck, the only holy day we DON’T get off is Ash Wednesday, and that only involves a church service if you’re Catholic.

DING DING DING

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glumshoe:

I’m not “holding” the mole.

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The mole bit the stick as I was saving it from a dog. When they bite down, they do not readily let go, and you are able to transport them to safety.

kanakalala458:

PSA: Please don’t hold moles like that

glumshoe:

that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

thisisisaac:

you sound like a starship’s central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable

glumshoe:

Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?

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asharomi:

theinfiknight:

oockitty:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

“TELL ME HOW THE GRASS TASTES, LITTLE MAN!”

Living for the twelfth century rendition of the coffin dance at the end

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