Silver Tongue

Oct 28

jasper-rolls:
“i wish sixpence hadn’t blocked me so i could reblog the actual post because it’s hands down the funniest thing they’ve ever written
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jasper-rolls:

i wish sixpence hadn’t blocked me so i could reblog the actual post because it’s hands down the funniest thing they’ve ever written

(via liquidstar)

himeno-ran:

himeno-ran:

9th doctor is best by default because Chris Eccleston is rabidly socialist and gives 0 shits about threatening the queen’s life on twitter

I’ve been informed his primary venue for promises of regicide is actually instagram

(via stemmmm)

sublimesublemon:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

queerhound:

gaidaigoji:

queerhound:

my aunt is pissed shes ranting on how # is an ampersand and not ‘hashtag’ I have never seen her so revved up on something so?????? 

& is the ampersand

Im about to ruin her day thank you

I wonder how this turned out.

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their aunt killed them

(via moonpaw)

beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202:

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A couple months ago I had this idea for a comic, but didn’t have the time or bandwidth to finish it on my own. I didn’t want to just let it go, so I commissioned the super talented @madygcomics to help out. I wrote it and colored it, and they did the pencils/inks. I’m so happy with how it turned out, and so excited to finally share it!!! The full comic is way too long for Instagram, but you can read the whole thing on my Patreon right now! Check it out and please don’t spoil the surprise ending! patreon.com/adamtots

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sketiana:

its always weird when ppl get arrogant after ammassing a bit of a following on tumblr as if they didnt get it by saying dumb shit that’s forgotten a month later like bro youre in this shit with the rest of us. having a window seat in the clown car doesnt stop you from being a clown

“having a window seat in the clown car doesnt stop you from being a clown”

(via thatneoncrisis)

mushy-madness:
“expectations
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mushy-madness:

expectations 

(via thatneoncrisis)

shisuiuchiha-deactivated2020110:

tumblr activities: running a fake account with the persona of ur regular old tumblr joe but doing increasingly problematic things and then writing a callout post for said fake account with my main to stir drama and get clout and eventually have THAT exposed by yet ANOTHER account I run and so the snake eats its tail etc etc

(via liquidstar)

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theyoungestwhateleydaughter:

captainlordauditor:

retrogradejupiter:

peterssquill:

peterssquill:

what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc

peter parker: i once was one minute late delivering pizza and the dude was like “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza” 

clint barton: oh cool u met one of the tmnt 

literally everyone: who 

clint: am i the only one in this goddamn city who knows about the crimefighting turtles that live in the sewers 

(they all think clint is playing an elaborate prank on them, especially when he shows them a photo of four guys wearing what are ‘very obviously halloween costumes’)

fun fact: it’s TMNT canon that the chemical container that hit Matt Murdock across the face and gave him his Daredevil abilities is the same canister that landed on the baby turtles and mutated them, so…..y’all aren’t far off

i’m sorry it’s WHAT

TMNT started as a Daredevil parody.

Matt’s teacher is Stick. The turtle’s is Splinter.

Matt’s enemy is the Hand. The turtle’s is the Foot Clan.

It was originally a dark, edgy, turtle themed parody of Daredevil.

daredevil probably ran into them but didnt realize they were turtles

(via thatneoncrisis)

2006barbie-deactivated20210102:

this is exactly the sort of information we the public needed to know 🥺

(via demilypyro)