Silver Tongue

Oct 24

[video]

Ruby: You’ve been really stressed so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me.
Sapphire: A what day?
Ruby: A spa day
Sapphire: What is this word “spa”? I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say “spaghetti”? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

(via newbarrk)

ankle-beez:

Today’s the day

(via thatneoncrisis)

adurot:

Good help is so hard to find.

[video]

lollitree:

l-anna-art:
lollitree:
I made a monster Izuku au… would you like to see him…
Yes please! I’d love to see him :D
Here he is…

(via moonpaw)

The beatles when they couldn’t think of what word to put at the end of a lyric

icedmilkwater:

lumnch:
Ron: What about.. “love”?
Bingo: Oh yeah mate thats a proper good one
Rungo Bungo: Rungo Bungo!
It took me five separate viewings of this post to realize that Ron and Bingo were not a part of the beatles. I just went with it. “Oh yeah Rungo Bungo ain’t right but those others are spot on”

(via newbarrk)

stellans:

aspiringdoctors:
radieldancliffe:
the head bone’s connected to the neck bone
the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone
the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone
the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone
the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone
the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone
the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone
there are seven cervical vertebrae
Why am I laughing so hard at this.
My soon-to-be graduate nurse granddaughter needs to see this.

(via newbarrk)

Oct 23

my-name-is-jimmy:

chubbyangel666:
*bites u* ur trans now
Oh my how could such a thing…. transpire

(via rockboci)