Silver Tongue

Jun 27

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clanwarrior-tumbly:

weretiger19:

the-malevolent-platypus:

Scp foundation- SCP 4503

I think we should talk more about this particular SCP:

“The infinite pasta pot”

Apparently, this thing can become a keter.

This is litteraly a pasta pot that makes infinite pasta. *Italy intensifies*

But the hilarious part is the retrieval log:

“some farfalle cut him to death”

If you are not Italian like me, this is how farfalle look like:

I suppose they are pretty sharp and can kill someone, even if I never ever thought about this possibility.

“IT’S SO MUCH GODDAM MOTHERFUCKING PASTA!”

*screaming dramatically*IT’S FETTUCCINE!

I can imagine that conversation between the agent and his nonna (aka, grandma): “Hey nonna…I was thinking…can fettuccine kill people?” “The fuck you just said?”

“muffling with lasagna”

“tell me the status of the fettuccine” is probably the best sentence I have ever heard during my entire Italian life.

Whoever wrote this scp, thank you.

I am not Italian, but this is hilarious.

I’ve never read SCPs above 4000 yet but I need to start doing that BC this is amazing 😂😂😂

(via nofacednerd)

ascalonia:

he yell at sink :v

(Source: animalsinsinks, via nofacednerd)

rbergara:

we need more books that are written like YA novels but have characters in their 20s… like I can’t keep reading books about teenagers but I’m also not ready for the weird adult romance section of the book store

(Source: stupidcarter, via robustquestioner)

livinchancey:

doolas-backup-blog:

land-of-brains-and-chocolate:

villains in boxer shorts patterned after their nemesis is the highest and most refined form of comedy

just another way that phineas and ferb was the peak of human achievement

(via nofacednerd)

chefpyro:

transgirl-link:

chefpyro:

Life hack: It’s not gay to suck your own dick if you’re trans

If you’re a girl sucking a girl’s dick it’s still gay tho

Damn

Fellas

fairyofthemoon:

beesmygod:

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

(via newbarrk)

thanksveryga:

durzarya:

Random Good omens thought. Any of you guys noticed that Pepper and Adam swapped bikes?

Like this is from the first episode

This is Pepper talking about how she wanted some fun bike, but got a girl’s one instead.

And this is when the Them go to the airbase

Dog is sitting in the basket, and Pepper has a cool bike.

So my headcanon? They swapped.

(via thescyfychannel)

snowmiya:

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(Source: fumira, via moonpaw)