Silver Tongue

Jun 26

huffleclod:

jodiewhittaker:

miles morales: the truth is,, anyone can wear the mask — Anyone can be spiderman

me, shovelling popcorn into my mouth with tears in my eyes:

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prideprejudce:

prideprejudce:

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tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

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i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

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autistictheon:

morthils:

i’m glad we’re learning not to blame actors for bad writing that they have no control over, but like, we still owe kristen stewart an apology 

WE DO

“Kristen Stewart has no emotional range” no, she was a good actress playing a character written to have 0 emotional range to make audience projection easier

kristin stewert did an amazing job in zathura and catch that kid. Also similar to apologizing to actors for bad direction, i feel like we owe one to hayden christensen too because not even samual L jackson was able to give a good performance in the star wars prequels.

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minecraftarson:

hey guys u are now ur minecraft skin irl how fucked are you

Fuck yeah i get to be my trollsona

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bolloxtothat:
“ a knightbold in the making!
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bolloxtothat:

a knightbold in the making!

Commission done for greatbritainbill (fA)

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Feelin fab tonight

Feelin fab tonight

Anonymous asked: you either think you understand king crimson, or you dont

gearholder:

shuttershocky:

xenodile:

shuttershocky:

This is why the Jojos just punch things

King Crimson skips time, letting the user ignore cause and effect to go straight to their desired outcome.

The little face, Epitaph, sees 10 seconds into the future to determine the best possible outcome for the user. The user then picks the potential future they want, and use King Crimson, the main Stand, to time travels to it instantly, ignoring what had to occur to reach that outcome. So if, for example, the user needs to close the distance on someone with a gun in order to attack them in melee, and Epitaph sees an outcome where they do so, but gets shot in the process, they can skip straight to the effect, being close to their opponent, while ignoring the cause, running over while being shot.

However, if they needed to cross a busy freeway, and there’s no future in which they get across it within ten seconds, they’d have to find another way to cross.

It breaks the rules of cause and effect to allow the user to do things perfectly and instantly.

This is unironically the best explanation of King Crimson I’ve seen.

And then he goes and uses it for this

So he basically blacks out for ten seconds and ends up with better stuff?

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frazzled-dad:
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frazzled-dad:

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