sometimes I think about how when chell got sucked out into space glados could’ve easily just closed the portal and gotten rid of her forever but instead she pulled her back in and waited for her to wake up, and since it was night during the wheatley fight but day when chell went outside she must’ve waited for several hours, and all this time chell was lying on the chamber floor and glados could just crush her with a panel or throw her into the incinerator and get rid of her, or since she needs test subjects she could’ve just picked her up and put her back into the test chambers but she didn’t she waited all that time for her to wake up, said “thank god you’re alright” then deleted caroline (or just pretended to?? or only thought she did???) but still let her go, and so “killing you is hard” meant it’s emotionally hard to kill chell, and I just
i really love being someone who studies history on tumblr because the way some people talk about history on here is fucking WILD and hearing history discussed with tumblr terminology will never not be hilarious to me. there’s absolutely no nuance on this site and i love it. one time i got a message asking me if julius caesar ever did anything problematic and i think about it every single day of my life
people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship.
sudden idea! i’ll just take a quiiick little detour and be riiight back…(spoiler: you never return)
i know i am distracted. i wish i wasn’t doing what i’m doing either, but i can’t stop. i’m trapped and i can see the clock ticking down, but i just. can’t. move.
where the fuck am i??? how did i get here?? what time is it????
Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot
this review has been usurped by my new favorite which is “when I pulled up to the drive through window I heard all the employees loudly making jokes about the marital problems our troops face. very disappointed, will not be returning.”
